Based on the last comment from our fine Fire Department, it appears that our fundraiser may be in jeopardy! Silly Pinky has caused serious division in our flock and the flamingos may not work together. If only we could teach them the Girl Scout law:
I will do my best to be
honest and fair,
friendly and helpful,
considerate and caring,
courageous and strong, and
responsible for what I say and do,
and to
respect myself and others,
respect authority,
use resources wisely,
make the world a better place, and
be a sister to every Girl Scout.
Do you think we can heal our flock and carry on for the good of every Auburn Girl Scout??
Ami D'Amelio 
Your recent actions with contacting authorities, sending head counters to attempt to intercept the flock and now Pinky’s actions down south have lead to your flock becoming a more radical group, one we have not even been able to control… We have are attaching photos of their most recent adventures which show how they have begun to spreading their wings and adventure out…
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We are committed to the safe return of the flock and have hired our Chief negotiator Wile E Coyote… We have documented proof that they negotiated through the night and into early morning… It is our understanding that great progress was made overnight and that the flock, with the exception of winky and stinky, should be returned to the area with-in the next 24 hours…
We are still awaiting the arrival and location of Pinky and her new friend, along with there soon to be family… We will forward this location and photo so your head counters can retrieve them…
Happy hunting
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