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The Girl Scouts have discovered our partial flock at Griffin Public Library. Thank you for keeping them safe and warm last night.
We are grieving the continued absence of “Pinky” and are distressed that we have not received pictures or further instruction. At your first convenience, we request a proof of life so that we may rest easy that Pinky has not met her demise….
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Ami D'Amelio 
You may think this is Pinky, but it’s not… Pinky remains tucked away in a southern Florida flamingo concentration camp… It has been discovered that one of your members may have gone to local authorities which goes against our demands and was a condition for her safe return… We have moved her friends into a donkey farm in Candia where they will be kept for the evening and possibly released in the AM… We demand that our conditions be met or we will start shipping additional flamingos to Florida’s grueling concentration facility…
Please heed this warning
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The note on the lone Library flamingo reads:
The first place you left us was 1, but the place we will be tomorrow is 2.
If you contact the authorities, the flock will not be able to perform their duties tomorrow (if you know what I mean)
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