Author Archives: Ami D'Amelio

Auburn Fire Dept. Clue #2

Posted on August 31, 2010 by Ami D'Amelio

Received via email on 8/31/10 at 6:42am Your Flamingos have taken on a new location and can be found where most illiterates would never think about going… Happy hunting…

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Auburn Fire Dept. Clue #1

Posted on August 31, 2010 by Ami D'Amelio

Received via email on 8/30/10 at 10:56pm We are in receipt of your acknowledgement of the plight of your Pink Flamingos.   Although we are agreeable with your concerns, the tardiness of your response has led to the potential loss of one … Continue reading →

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Girl Scout Ransom Reply

Posted on August 31, 2010 by Ami D'Amelio

Emailed response on 8/30/10 at 9:41pm We have received your ransom note and demands for the safe return of our flock. Although your note required a response by 9pm EST, we were busy nesting with our back-to-schoolers and so did … Continue reading →

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Auburn Fire Dept. Ransom Note!

Posted on August 31, 2010 by Ami D'Amelio

Received 8/30/10 taped to lone flamingo left at Safety Complex: My friends have been Flamingo-knapped.  They are being held for ransom.  They will be released at 07:00 tomorrow morning to perform their duties if their demands are met.  They demand that the … Continue reading →

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