Received via email on 8/30/10 at 10:56pm

We are in receipt of your acknowledgement of the plight of your Pink Flamingos.   Although we are agreeable with your concerns, the tardiness of your response has led to the potential loss of one of your flock.  Pinky has already been auctioned into indentured servitude as an ornament in an old-age park in Florida.   However, all is not lost.  We remain in good standing with the broker of southeast lawn ornament brokerage and feel comfortable with our ability to negotiate her safe return.  Therefore, if our conditions are met, we feel fairly comfortable with her safe return.
Her present contractors require that you seek her out utilizing various clues that they will provide.  Pictures of her location will be emailed to you on regular intervals until you complete the assigned breakfast task.  You will recognize her by her black blindfold. Please understand that we are committed to fulfilling our obligations and look forward to her safe return.
 
Please look at the location of your original drop off…