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Monthly Archives: August 2010
Proof of Life Request
All posts from this point are timestamped in real-time. The Girl Scouts have discovered our partial flock at Griffin Public Library. Thank you for keeping them safe and warm last night. We are grieving the continued absence of “Pinky” and are … Continue reading
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Auburn Fire Dept. Clue #2
Received via email on 8/31/10 at 6:42am Your Flamingos have taken on a new location and can be found where most illiterates would never think about going… Happy hunting…
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Auburn Fire Dept. Clue #1
Received via email on 8/30/10 at 10:56pm We are in receipt of your acknowledgement of the plight of your Pink Flamingos. Although we are agreeable with your concerns, the tardiness of your response has led to the potential loss of one … Continue reading
Girl Scout Ransom Reply
Emailed response on 8/30/10 at 9:41pm We have received your ransom note and demands for the safe return of our flock. Although your note required a response by 9pm EST, we were busy nesting with our back-to-schoolers and so did … Continue reading
Auburn Fire Dept. Ransom Note!
Received 8/30/10 taped to lone flamingo left at Safety Complex: My friends have been Flamingo-knapped. They are being held for ransom. They will be released at 07:00 tomorrow morning to perform their duties if their demands are met. They demand that the … Continue reading
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