Auburn Fire Dept. Ransom Note!

Received 8/30/10 taped to lone flamingo left at Safety Complex:

My friends have been Flamingo-knapped.  They are being held for ransom.  They will be released at 07:00 tomorrow morning to perform their duties if their demands are met.  They demand that the girl scouts agree to have breakfast with the Auburn Fire Dept in the near future.  They need to be contacted by email at auburnfire@comcast.net no later then 21:00 tonight.  If these demands are not met, my friends will be brought to the plastic melting plant.